Anime Pervert List

     "Hello there, Nekoko here!" Nekoko said, bowing. "This is my anime pervert list, because I believe that the perverts of anime should get some recognition, because they make the anime funny. They make us laugh!" She then paused, and scratched her ear. "Okay, the way I’m gonna do this is I am gonna have each pervert I list off come here while I talk about them. Sure, some didn’t want to... but I just kidnaped them! So lets get started."

     "What’s going on here?" Miroku asked, walking in.

     "Welcome!" Nekoko replied. "Our first contestant, Miroku! Sure, some of you may be thinking, ‘how could this cute guy be a pervert?’ Well, that’s only if you haven’t seen Inuyasha. Trust me, he is a pervert! Lets see..." She thought for a moment, then smiled. "He has grabbed many women inappropriately, and always asks women to ‘bear his children.’ Lets not forget everyone’s favourite telling fake fortunes!"

     "How do you know so much about me?" Miroku asked, blinking.

     "Wait till I’m done!" Nekoko yelled, whipping out a baseball bat and smacking him. He fell over twitching. "Okay, he has also watched Kagome and Sango taking a bath. Basically, he is a peeping tom, and he is our number one pervert because he is the first one who came into my mind in my boredom!"

     "Okay, I get it now," Miroku said slyly, getting up. "You have fallen madly in love with me, so you have been following me!"

     "Umm... no, that’s not what’s going on."

     "Hmm... I understand!" he declared, striking a pose. "You’re embarrassed about this, it’s ok." He then moved closer to Nekoko.

     "Hello Nekoko-chan!" Michi squealed, bouncing in. "...Hey, what are you doing with Miroku?" she asked slyly.

     Nekoko stood up and walked over to Michi. "This is my anime pervert list!" she announced. "And number one is Miroku." She turned around to look at him, but blinked. "Where did he go?"

     Miroku came up behind Michi and Nekoko and grabbed their butts. "Hmm... very nice..."

     Michi jumped and spun around. "What the hell are you doing?!?!" she screamed, turning red.

     Nekoko jumped as well, then slapped him. "Don’t touch, that’s Vash’s job!" she yelled.

     Michi sweatdropped, looking at her. "Yeah, and I have Kensei!" she agreed.

     Miroku sighed. "Aww, too bad, you both are very cute," he flirted.

     "Okay, thanks," Nekoko said, starting to push him out the door. "Time’s up for you, go back to Inuyasha and everyone!"

     Michi blinked. "Well, if you’re busy, I could leave..." she suggested.

     "No, you need to be here for number two!" Nekoko commanded.

     "Okay... who’s next?"

     Kensei then walked in. "Michi!" he yelled, running to her and starting to make out with her.

     "Ahem... hello?!?!" Nekoko interrupted, sweatdropping.

     "Oops, sorry Nekoko-chan," Michi sweatdropped, stepping back from Kensei.

     "Aww, but I want Michi," he whined.

     "That can wait, can’t it?" Nekoko asked.

     "No."

     "Fine." Nekoko sighed. "While you two do that, I will finish what I’m doing!"

     Kensei grinned, then grabbed Michi and ran off. Later, moaning was heard from Michi’s room.

     "Well, people, as you can see, he is a pervert," Nekoko continued, sighing again. "Keikou-chan isn’t that perverted. Sure, her and Kurama have kept me up at night, but damn, what was she on when she created him? Well, she did create him in her and Michi’s story. Half the time, it makes no sense, but what I know is Michi and Kensei’s relationship started with... um..." She then blinked, and coughed. "Never mind, lets go for number three now!"

     Plush poked her head in. "Hello Nekoko, what are ya doing?" she asked.

     "I am listing anime perverts," Nekoko replied. "Wanna help?"

     "Yeah!" Plush agreed, hopping in. "Okay, the next pervert is Ghost Cat, from Ranma ½. He is a pervert because he chases women and say they are his brides."

     "Do you know that from experience?" Sano asked, walking in.

     "Well, Sano, you can stay," Nekoko told him, "since you’re next and all. But keep quiet!"

     "Okay," he agreed, smiling and putting his arm around Plush. Plush smiled and kissed him.

     "Okay!" Nekoko announced. "You two go have fun, and you can come back when you’re a little bit focused, okay?"

     "Okay!" Plush said eagerly, running off with Sano.

     Nekoko sighed. "That’s twice already..." she grumbled. "Okay. The next one is, you know him, you love him, the makai slut, Kurama!"

     Kurama, who was tied up to a chair, looked up at her. "What are you doing?" he asked politely.

     "Well, you wouldn’t come easily, so I had to knock you out and drag you here, then tie you up to a chair!" Nekoko declared, striking a pose.

     "...Why?"

     "Because you’re the next pervert on my list, foxy!"

     "Why am I on your list?"

     "Because you are considered the makai slut from what I have hard, and I also hear you and Keikou-chan almost every night!"

     "Nekoko!" Keikou yelled, stomping in. "What are you doing with Kurama?!?!?!"

     "Crap, this looks bad..." Nekoko sweatdropped, backing up. "Umm, well you see, Keikou, I am doing an anime pervert list, and Kurama wouldn’t come on his own free will, so I had to kidnap him. But I didn’t do anything to him!"

     Keikou smacked Nekoko over the head with her staff. "He is not a pervert!!!!"

     "Ouch!" Nekoko squeaked, putting her hands on her head. "Okay, okay, take him, sheesh!"

     Keikou smiled, then untied Kurama and walked out with him.

     "Okay... now, lets see..." Nekoko murmured. "I was gonna have Sano next on my pervert list, but him and Plush are," she coughed, "busy. So that will have to wait... so next is my Vash!"

     "Why am I here, Nekoko-chan?" Vash asked from the bed. "You think I’m a pervert?"

     "Well, Vash," she replied, "I recall something you did in episode 2, Truth of Mistake. You were looking in Miss Maryann’s shower through the window, because you heard the shower running. But that’s okay, I still love you!" She then glomped him.

     Vash smiled. "I guess you’re right," he agreed.

     "Okay then, sorry Vash, but you have to go for now so I can continue!" she commanded.

     "Aww, okay," he whined, kissing her. "Bye then!" He then walked out of her room.

     "Okay, now, our next pervert is Sano... again..." Nekoko continued, blinking and sweatdropping. "Well, since Plush and Sano are gone, I will just have to say something that makes him seem like a pervert!"

     Aohiki walked in smiling. "Nekoko-chan, what are you doing?" she asked curiously.

     "I am doing an anime pervert list," Nekoko said once again.

     "Are you sure that’s a good idea? You could get hurt," Aohiki said worriedly.

     "Nothing has happened so far," Nekoko assured her. "I’m just thinking of how Sano can be a pervert. Any ideas?"

     "I don’t really want to get involved with this..." Aohiki told her, starting to walk out.

     "No, stay!" Nekoko squealed, glomping her.

     Aohiki smiled, sweatdropping a bit. "You’re bored, aren’t you?"

     "Yes!"

     "Okay, I’ll stay, Nekoko-chan," Aohiki said, smiling.

     "Yay!" Nekoko stood up, unglomping from Aohiki. "Well, anyway, I can’t think of any more perverts right now. So, what do you wanna do?"

     "I don’t know," Aohiki commented. "Lets go for a walk!"

     "Sure! Well, I’m all done now. That’s my anime pervert list! Bye bye!" She and Aohiki then walked out.

The End!