Interview With The Twerps
Joey: *sits on Gary Oaks lap, her arms around his neck* They're late sweety...
Gary: Well what can you expect from that loser Ash Ketchup?
Joey: I see your point.
*Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Tracey walk in*
Ash: *surprised* What is Gary doing here!?!
Joey: He's my boyfriend silly!
Gary: *grins evilly at Ash*
Joey: *evil glare* Sit.
*all three twerps sit down nervously*
Joey: Now onto the interview.
Suna: So how has your journey been comin along, Ashie?
Ash: Well I...
Suna: Who cares?
Joey: Yeah who cares? You suck, where's Kojiro & Musashi?
Princess: Meow
Suna: See, even the cat likes TR, she said Meowth.
Misty: SHE DID NOT!
Suna: Don't take that tone with me, Carrot Top, you can be floatin in the East River by
sunrise.
Misty: *shups*
Joey: Nya. So you haven't asked de redhead out have you Ashy boy have you?
Ash: *turns red* Well uh...
Gary: *snickers*
Suna: *turns to Misty* And you haven't asked Ashie out either?
Misty: *turns as red as Ash*
Joey: *looks at both of them* You two are pathetic. *turns to Tracey* So Tracey how does
it feel
to have to live up to Brocks popularity?
Tracey: Well it's really kinda depressing cause a lot of people really liked Brock and...
Joey: Exactly. That's why they got ridda ya before Johto.
Tracey: Well not really...
Joey: Speaking of Johto, didn't you kick Ash's ass with your kawaii lil eevee before you
headed
to Johto Gary-sweety?
Gray: That would be the time.
Ash: You got lucky!
Joey: No I got Lucky. *lets out Lucky, her Arkanine*
Gary: I won by pure skill. You suck and you know it Ashy boy!
*Gary and Ash glare at each other, Joey snuggling against Gary's chest*
Suna: *looks at Joey snuggling* Guess I'm gonna have ta run dis interview. Misty doesn't
it get
annoying having to carry Togepi everywhere you go?
Misty: Yes.
Suna: Then why don't you give it to Meowth? He'd probably care for it better then you.
Misty: Good idea. I'll hand him over next time we meet.
Joey: Since when was this your interview Suna?
Suna: Since you started snuggling.
Joey: I can snuggle and give an interview at the same time thank you very much.
Suna: Then I'll leave the interviewing to you.
Joey: Good. Ash how does it feel being the loser of Pallet town?
Ash: I'm not a loser! I've got 12 badges! I also won the Orange Leage!
Gary: Big deal. *shows off his really kool collection of more badges then Ash will ever
have in
his life*
Ash: *sweatdrop*
Joey: Hey Pikachu, why do you follow this loser around?
Pikachu: Pikachu pi pika!
Suna: I knew he'd say that.
Joey: If he's such a good trainer den why did he abandon 9 of what little pokemon he's
got. He
tried to abandon you if you can remember that far back with your pea sized brain.
*Gary and Ash are yelling insults to each other in the background, Ash losing*
Pikachu: Pi pika pika pikachu pika pikachu chu pika!
Joey: Kindness? I think not.
Pikachu: Chu pika!
Joey: What in the fuck did you call me you little rat!?!
Pikachu: Pika!
Joey: Why you little... *transforms into her mew from and kicks pikachus ass*
Suna: Well this interview is getting interesting. Misty, why do you follow Ash around?
Doesn't
he make you sick?
Misty: No...
Suna: It's cause you like him huh?
Misty: *turns red again* I do not! I only follow him around cause he has to pay me back
for my
bike!
Suna: Yeah right. No one can hold a grudge for that long. You could have forced him to pay
a
long time ago but you didn't.
Misty: That's not true!
Suna: Yes it is. If I remember correctly Ash brought some cash in after you saved that
island
from Cassidy and Butch.
Misty: Well yeah but...
Suna: Ha! My point exactly.
Joey: *in the background* Dragon Slave!!!! *pause* Oops... Too powerful.
Tracey: Oh my god! She killed Pikachu!
Ash: You bastard!
Joey: *looks to Ash* Stuff it or you'll suffer the same fate.
Pikachu: Pika....
Suna: So it's not dead.
Joey: *tosses a master ball on it* I'll give it to Team Rocket. They should be here,
*looks at her
watch* right now.
*Jessie, James and Meowth fall through the roof*
Princess: Mrow.
Suna: Huzzah! The real heros are here!
Joey: Hey guys you're right on time! *tosses them the master ball*
James: *catches it* What's this?
Joey: My present.
Ash: Hey! That's my pikachu!
Suna: Not anymore.
Jessie: Now the boss won't have to fire us!
Meowth: Team Rocket finally captured pikachu!
Joey: Take a seat guys. *sits on Gary's lap again*
Ash: But you just gave Team Rocket my pikachu!
Joey: *evil glare* Sit!
Ash: *sweatdrops then sits*
Jessie, James, and Meowth: *All sit down looking happy*
Suna: Joey get back to the interveiw.
Joey: Right. *gets scratched on the head by Gary* So Ash what ever happened to your
father?
Ash: I don't know. I never met him. All I know is that my mom told me he left to go be a
great
pokemon trainer when I was a little kid.
Joey: I see. Well now it's time for someone to reveal something to you.
Ash: Huh?
Suna: Tracey?
Tracey: Ash, there's something I must tell you.
Ash: What is it Tracey?
Tracey: I'm your father!
Ash: *Starry eyes* Dad!
Tracey: *also starry eyed* Son! *they hug*
Misty: This is getting weird.
Gary: Yeah.
Suna: This isn't over yet.
James: *To Jessie* Jessie I want to ask you something.
Jessie: Yes James?
James: *gets down on one knee and takes a ring out of his back pocket* Will you marry me
Jessie?
Jessie: Yes James I will!
James: *puts the engagement ring on her finger then kisses her*
Meowth: Finally dey got around ta it.
Ash: *kisses Tracey*
Misty: *blue haze* But I thought Ash loved me...
Ritchie: *walks in* I love you Misty!
Misty: Oh Ritchie! I love you too! *runs up to Ritchie and kisses him*
Suna: Ok now it's getting weird.
Joey: *is back in her human form, making out with Gary*
Suna: *Huggles Meowth* Well folks we're out of time! Tune in next time when Joey
interviews
Gokou and Vegeta!
*END!*
(c) Joey Oak
February 7, 2001