Team Rockets Bestest Fanfic


"Pidgeot Whirlwind!" Ash cried as his loyal Pidgeot
whirlwinded team rocket away.

"We're blasting off again!!!" Team Rocket screamed as they
flew off into the sky with a glint. Thankfully they had landed in
a tree and not on the ground. Yet again they had been defeated
in battle by the little twerp.

Jessie sighed and said, "James, I'm way too sick and tired of
losing to that little brat." James would have replied but just then
his cell phone rang. To his worst fear, it was the boss.

"Jessie! James!" the boss exclaimed, "You have been searching
for pokemon for nearly a year now and I haven't gotten a single
pokemon from you! If I do not receive ash's pikachu within 48
hours you are both fired!" And with this, Giovanni slammed
down the phone.

"We're in for it big time Jess. The boss has never then this angry
with us!" James admitted.

Meowth, who had by now inflated another balloon said, "Well
what are we gonna do? It's not like the answers just gonna pop
up in front of us." With that he led the other two into the
balloon.

In the balloon, Jessie and Meowth discussed a plan while James
just sat in thought. He looked to Jessie and thought about what
she had said earlier. She was sick of losing to the twerp and
though she may have said it often, this time she sounded as if
she truly meant it. And the threat from the boss wasn't helping
his sad mood either. He knew that if they did get fired they
would probably never be able to find work together again. And
the thought of losing Jessie was so hard for him.

They floated along not really knowing where they were going
other than following the twerp trio. There was a slight breeze in
the air that felt nice in the hot afternoon. By sheer luck a small
piece of paper drifted into the balloon and smaked James in the
face, awakening him from his deep thoughts. It was the paper
that would prove Meowth very wrong. James looked at it and his
green eyes lit up. He interrupted Jessie and Meowth's
conversation and read aloud the paper. "Is there an annoying
little pokemon that you just can't seem to catch? Is your boss
threatening to fire you from the evil pokemon stealing
organization that you work for because of this? If so, come see
Team Rocket47, the best pokemon thieves around. We have
never let down a customer!"

Jessie smiled and shouted, "It's just what we're looking for
James!"

"There's directions here from our exact location!" Meowth said
looking at the paper. And with that, they set a course for the
Team Rocket47 headquarters.

Later that evening, The Meowth balloon came to a small
clearing in a forest that held a small house with the numbers 47
on the roof in bright purple lettering. "That must be the place."
Jessie said with a new wave of hope in her eyes. James saw this
and thought she looked like an angel. Jessie noticed her partner
looking at her and smiled, knowing how he felt and feeling the
same way about him. Meowth, who was completely unaware of
this moment of love, landed the balloon in an area of the
clearing.

A few moments later all three gathered at the door of the house
all feeling nervous of what they would find in the house where
they heard slight booms from within. Sadly it was nothing they
expected.

Meowth rang the doorbell that for some reason said, "Don't you
make me step on you man." The door opened and revealed a
small black mew who was yawning, and another mew who was a
light shade of purple and whacking the head of a blonde girl
who was playing video games and apparently losing. The black
mew yawned again and said, "Hi. You must be Jessie and
James. My name's Magick. We were expecting you earlier but
with the breeze I'm not really surprised you were late." Magick
saw that the three were staring in confusion and invited them in
for an explanation.

Inside, Team Rocket found out that the purple mew's name was
Joey and the girls name was Jads. Joey was whacking Jads
because she was indeed losing, but on Joey's file. They also
found out that the flyer they had found was sent to them on
purpose and was dropped by Joey's Spearow. Joey had some
kind of grudge against the boss that was unknown so she had
started Tr47 with Jads and Magick. There were more members
but they were all on the job. Joey had tapped into Giovanni's
phone line and knew that he hated Jessie and James so she had
planned to help them catch pikachu so he couldn't fire them.

So after setting up a plan, Joey packed a few things and set off in
the Meowth balloon with Jessie, James and Meowth to finally
get revenge on the twerp. Joey looked at a record of losses that
James had kept and devised a more detailed plan. "His
Charizard doesn't listen so that will give us an advantage, and
his other pokemon are very weak so it shouldn't be very hard.
The reason you kept losing is a mystery to me but it doesn't
matter." Joey thought aloud.

Jessie asked. "Do you think we could take his other pokemon
also?"

Joey considered this for a moment and said, "It wouldn't be too
hard. We'll hit him in the morning so we should get some sleep
cause it's late." Jessie James and Meowth nodded to this thought
and landed the balloon to make a camp.

The next morning after a small preparation, the trio plus one set
off to find the twerp and his pikachu. They weren't hard to find
as Team Rocket had a way of finding them. They recited the
motto as usual and Ash reached for Squirtle's poke ball but he
was interrupted by Jessie who said, "Sorry little brat but it's not
us you'll be battling today."

"What do you mean!?!" yelled Ash.

But Joey, who now had transformed into a chibi girl with purple
hair in two ponytails answered, "She means you'll be battling
me."

"Who are you? An what do you want!?!" Misty asked.

Joey smirked and walked over, replying, "My name is Joey and
you little boy, are going to have to battle me for your pokemon."

"What?" said Ash who like an idiot didn't understand.

James who couldn't take the brats stupidity explained, "We
hired her to capture your pokemon for us you little idiot!"

"Couldn't have said it better myself James." Joey said with a
smile.

Ash was angered by being called an idiot and yelled, "Your not
getting pikachu!!!"

"You don't know how wrong you are." Joey said and snapped
her fingers and a stadium appeared around them.

"How did you do that?" Brock said in amazement.

Joey said mysterious way,"That's my little secret" and all three
twerps shuddered.

Thus Ashes biggest battle began. He begun the battle against
Joey with Squirtle and Joey began with her trusted Jolteon, Ash
not knowing he had a disadvantage. Without even a chance to
attack, Jolteon's thunder shock KO'd the little water turtle.
Before Ash had the chance to return it, Joey had thrown a master
ball and captured Squirtle.

"What the hell?!?!?!" Ash yelled.

"Oh yeah, I must have forgotten to tell you. I don't play for
money. If your pokemon faints it's mine."

"That's not fair!" Misty cried, and Brock argued, "You can't do
that!"

"Of course I can. I did it didn't I? All's fair in love, war, and
pokemon battles." Joey said calmly.

"Ash you gotta win or all your pokemon are gonna be stolen!"
Brock told Ash.

"That's a no brainer." Jessie said.

"Bulbasaur your turn!" Ash shouted as he threw out Bulbasaurs
poke ball.

Joey laughed, "Too easy! Jolteon pin missel!" Given the order,
Jolteon's fur spiked and fired at Bulbasaur in a bombard of pins
at Bulbasaur, fainting it easily, and Bulbasaur was Joey's. Ash
tried with Charizard, Lapras, Snorlax, and after a quick trip to
the PC, Muk, Pidgeot, and Kingler, but they all were defeated by
Jolteon. Finally after most of Ashes pokemon belonged to Joey,
Pikachu was set against Jolteon. "Now it's time to finish the
job!" Joey said as Jessie and James cheered on. Ash, who was
angry with Joey due to the loss of his pokemon, yelled in a final
attempt, "Pikachu Thunderbolt!" Jolteon, who was for once out
speeded, shrugged off the attack. Smirking one final time with
triumph, Joey calmly said, "Now you will learn the true power of
an electric pokemon! JOLTEON THUNDER!" This was what
Jolteon was waiting for. Charging up all the power it was
capable of, the sky turned dark as a lightning bolt struck pikachu
head on, putting it though as much pain as possible and fainting
it. With a toss of a master ball pikachu belonged to Joey. Jessie
and James helped Joey into the balloon. Brock and Misty tried to
stop the balloon but Joey captured their pokemon too. Meowth
had prepared the balloon for a quick getaway so the twerps
couldn't catch them.

"Cya later twerp!" Was the last thing Jessie and James said to
Ash as they flew off in victory. Jessie and James jumped for joy
as they looked at the 19 poke balls that they had captured with
Joey's help. Jessie looked into James' eyes and said, never again
will we be failures!" "We really will rule the world!" James said
looking back into Jessie's eyes. Joey looked at them with a
quizzical look but then went back to her video game.

They got back to the Tr47 Headquarters and with Magick's
invention brain washed Ash's pokemon so they believe Jessie
and James were there trainers. The trio didn't get fired and Joey
had yet again foiled Giovanni's plans. Tr47 Also got paid half
the raise that Jessie and James had gotten from the boss. The
evil trio went on to catch many more pokemon an become very
powerful trainers. They joined the pokemon league together and
won with flying colors. But never did they forget the help the got
from the small organization called Team Rocket47.

THE END!

(c) Joey Oak            August 15, 2000

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